Clumsy Ms Paint Redraw Style by @iluciddreaming

Please redraw this attached image in {argument name="style" default="the most clumsy, scrawled, and absolutely eyesore way possible"}. Use a pure white background and make it look like it was drawn in Microsoft Paint using a mouse. It should be somewhat similar to the original but not quite—appearing linked yet with a puzzling sense of awkwardness. The image should have a low-quality, pixel-by-pixel grainy texture to fully reflect how ridiculously ugly it is. Whatever, just draw it however you want.